How To Kill A Preacher

On The Lighter Side - I Hope

  1. Say a few healthy "amen's" during his sermon.  This will set him on fire and he'll preach himself to death and you'll be rid of him.
  2. Brag on him and he'll work himself to death and you will be rid of him.
  3. Love each other and this will please him to death and you will be rid of him.
  4. Ask him to give you the name of some unsaved person to win to Christ, and this will surprise him to death and you will be rid of him.
  5. Let every member be Spirit-filled and this will make him so happy that he will rejoice himself to death and you will be rid of him.
  6. Ask him to give you a Sunday school class to teach and this will encourage him to death, and you will be rid of him.
  7. Go to church on Sunday and Wednesday night and this will shock him to death and you will be rid of him.
  8. Ask prayer for an enemy and this will overwhelm him completely and he will die from a heart attack and you will be rid of him.
  9. Pray for him while he preaches and he will get better, and some larger church will take him off your hands, and you will be rid of him.
By doing these things, you will not be violating the Scriptures and you will be getting rid of what you believe to be a "no-good" preacher.

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